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[logo music]
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[groaning, grunting]
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Oh. [chuckles]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[laughing hysterically]
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[Dr. Lorre gasping]
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{\an8}FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Please stand by for test 123
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{\an8}in T-minus ten.
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{\an8}I repeat, T-minus ten.
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TWEETY: Dr. Lorre,
what are you doing?
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I need to get a message out.
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I know too much.
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They're not going to
let us leave.
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I'm sending for help.
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Everything is going to
be okay, my little Tweety.
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I promise.
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♪
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Phew.
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Huh? [chuckles nervously]
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[alarm blaring]
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GUARD: There he is! Go!
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[overlapping shouting]
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♪
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[lion roars]
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[buzzer]
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[groaning]
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♪
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[explosion rumbling]
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♪
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[gasping]
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SECURITY GUARD: You can jump,
or we can push you.
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Someday the truth
will be known.
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♪
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{\an8}[hawk screeching]
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[stomach growling]
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[loud whooshing]
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{\an8}Beep beep.
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♪
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[whooshing]
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Beep beep.
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♪
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Beep beep.
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[truck horn honks]
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- [stomach rumbles]
- [burps]
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[faint squeaking]
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♪
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[boink]
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[whooshing]
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[airplane whooshing]
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ANNOUNCER: Everyone,
what's that thing in the sky?
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PILOT: I don't know.
I'll just shoot it down.
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Lock on target.
Clear to engage.
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Oh $#@!!!!
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[rocket beeping]
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[rapid beeping]
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[explosion booming]
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[gentle music]
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Beep beep.
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♪
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KEVIN AVERY: Have you
gotten into a catapult
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hoping to be gently
and sensibly flown
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to a destination
of your choosing,
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only to be
violently pile-drived
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face-first into the ground?
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Have you ever set a big stack
of TNT on the road
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hoping to blow up
your nemesis,
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but when you
press the detonator,
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the detonator
itself explodes?
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Have you ever pulled
the ripcord of your parachute
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and only a bunch
of silverware comes out?
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It's not your fault.
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There's probably
someone to blame.
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♪
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We'll be your voice.
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- Avery.
- Jones.
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- Maltese.
- ALL: Justice!
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WOMAN: Two for Tuesdays.
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♪
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[explosion booms]
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[explosion booming]
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[faint squeaking]
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[train horn honks]
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PORKY PIG: Yes, thank you.
I'd like to order some...
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[stammering]...fli-- fl--
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Lilacs.
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KEVIN: Hey,
wrecking ball smash.
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I could probably get you
250 bucks for that.
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See you next week.
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OPERATOR:
Thank you for calling
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Avery, Jones & Maltese.
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If you've been hit
by an anvil, press one.
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If you've been
electrocuted, press two.
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If you've been crushed by
a falling piano, press three.
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- Good morning.
- It's almost 3:00.
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- Oh.
- [Gruesome Gorilla groans]
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- Good morning, Dottie.
- Not now.
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- Do they have the paperwork--
- Sal?
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Hey, Kev.
You sleep in that suit again?
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Good eye.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Hi. I have found
some catastrophic fires,
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coincidentally all
near match factories,
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and I really think it's
a great opportunity to help
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a lot of people with one case.
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How long is
this internship again?
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Three more months,
just enough time to really
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dig in and make a difference.
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You know, you really remind me
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of when I was fresh
out of law school.
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And I mean that
in the worst possible way.
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And I will take that
as a compliment--
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Oh, no, look, you got this.
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I'm gonna do you a favor,
because you're my niece
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and I want you
to have a happy life.
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Stop.
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- At Oxford...
- I have a feeling
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I'm gonna be hearing
that phrase a lot.
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At Oxford, they really stress
the importance of the law
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on everyday lives,
and all you're really
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having me do right now
is brainstorm ideas
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- for your billboards.
- Yeah.
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You're new here,
so you don't know that
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this file goes
right over here.
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And that,
my friend, is freedom.
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- I really wanna pick it up.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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And I really wanna
file it alphabetically.
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No, you will not. Please.
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You've got a new client
in the conference room.
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He seems unhinged. Good luck.
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Mr. Coyote?
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K-Yote-- Ca-yote?
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All right, well,
How can I help you?
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Oh, one of my billboards.
[chuckles]
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Cost a lot of money
to put those up.
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So you've been in an accident?
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Do you not talk?
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Oh, but you have signs.
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I don't, uh, understand.
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All right. [chuckles]
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Is that supposed to be you?
And, uh, who's that?
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Uh, okay. What do you--
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- [explosion booming]
- [employees gasping]
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[Kevin coughing]
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Not entirely necessary
to do all that, but okay.
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So,
seems like we're talking about
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some faulty rocket skates
that backfired when you were
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trying to capture
a bird that you have
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some sort of
sordid history with?
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So do you have
the rocket skates?
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Okay, great.
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So we're gonna write in
your name as the plaintiff.
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Then we'll say we're asking
for, I don't know, $300?
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300 and here we'll write
in the name of the company
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that made the skates.
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Let me guess. Acme?
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But they're great to deal with
for little stuff like this.
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We just drop your skates
in a box, type up a complaint,
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and boom, you're the richest
Coyote in the country.
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All I need is a signature.
Or you just wanna lick it,
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that's probably fine, too.
There we go.
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Uh, what, uh...
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Wait. Mr. Coyote.
Hey, somebody grab that guy.
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Mr. Coyote.
Look, I just need you to sign.
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It's an Acme stapler?
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Yes,
that is how staplers work.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, I get it,
there are problems
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with Acme's cartoon products.
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I see it all the time.
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I mean, I'm surprised
Acme makes my phone in my car.
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Why would they also make this?
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This is just
silly stuff for cartoons.
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You know, what's the worst
that could really happen?
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They see some birds
whipping around their heads.
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Well, it doesn't seem
that silly to me.
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Paige,
this is a run-of-the-mill
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$300 rocket skate case,
trust me.
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And doesn't that mean
that's a pile of $300 cases?
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Paige, come on.
Do you know what would happen
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if we submitted all this
stuff as evidence together?
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We'd have a giant
lawsuit on our hands.
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PAIGE: That would--
that would be amazing.
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And if you could prove
a causal connection,
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then really,
the sky's the limit.
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The sky is not the limit,
all right?
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The limit is,
like, right here.
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We don't do massive cases.
We do quick and easy. Right?
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Huh?
Where'd all the stuff go?
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So, Mr. Coyote,
my professional opinion
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is that this case is worth,
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you know,
a few hundred dollars.
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And I can see
if they'll replace
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the rocket skates,
so I need you to sign this.
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Rude. All right, well,
it was nice meeting you.
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Do you mind putting the
evidence box into the system?
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I'm going to lunch.
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Here you go.
Into evidence, please.
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All right,
what do we got here?
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[loud clattering]
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Jeez,
someone's suing for a lot.
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♪
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[elevator dings]
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[people exclaiming]
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GOLF COACH: This is where
we're gonna hit the...
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Oh! Excuse me.
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Cartoon products cases
go down to the basement.
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BUDDY CRANE: Governor,
these threats...
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they're tantamount
to blackmail.
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The law's completely
on our side here.
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'Cause we wrote the law.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
Okay, great to catch up.
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[knocking on glass]
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You better be straightening
away on the Plapinger case.
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Oh, it's done. Let's just say
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his next vacation
will be in prison.
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But I got something else.
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Cartoon case? Basement.
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Yeah, I think
you need to see this one.
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They're suing us for every
Acme cartoon product.
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Who?
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I wasn't familiar
with the name.
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[chuckling]
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[both laughing]
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OSCAR: Look, just pay me
the money you owe me,
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or I'll sue you
for breach of contract.
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Okay, I gotta go.
I'll call you later, Mom.
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[phone beeps]
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
our resident hotshot.
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What does that mean?
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Serving Acme for every one
of their cartoon products?
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Yeah, right.
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Do I look like the guy
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who would take on the biggest
corporation in the world?
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{\an8}HENRY: You're looking
at the guy who is taking on
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{\an8}the biggest corporation
in the world.
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{\an8}Channel 4 News
has just learned
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{\an8}that papers were filed today
against the Acme Corporation.
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Buddy Crane,
Acme's chief legal counsel,
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declined to comment.
259
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KEVIN: How did this happen?
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It's okay.
It's okay. It's exciting.
261
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All eyes on you, ready to
show them what you got.
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Paige, when we sue Acme
for some little thing...
263
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,885
- Yes.
- ...nobody even notices.
264
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,721
We're a tiny item
on a spreadsheet.
265
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,849
But this?
This went to Buddy Crane.
266
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,017
- Who?
- Buddy Crane?
267
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,936
He's only, like, the best
lawyer in the country.
268
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- Okay.
- Went to law school together,
269
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,524
and he is a total machine.
270
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,986
Built like an ox,
his mind is sharp as a tack.
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Trims his fingernails
with a switchblade.
272
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,198
You know, I once saw him
eat a lobster...
273
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,285
- Well, I eat lobster.
- ...while it was still alive.
274
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,870
Not even sure that's legal.
275
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,456
What could I have possibly
done to deserve all this?
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00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:21,666
- Did I piss off a witch?
- Oh, no.
277
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,544
- We good. [cackles]
- Then how did this happen?
278
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,046
I just typed up everything
that was inside the box.
279
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,382
And I just brought
the box inside.
280
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,092
I've just been working
on my short game.
281
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,095
I've been on hold
for two hours
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00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,514
trying to win tickets
to the Country Jubilee.
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00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,312
You.
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00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,862
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
285
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,573
You have put me
in such a horrible position.
286
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,950
- [phone ringing]
- Oh. [grunts]
287
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,581
Hi. [chuckles]
288
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,374
BUDDY: If it isn't
my old friend Kevy.
289
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,418
Yeah, it's been a while.
290
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,462
BUDDY: Look at you,
shaking things up.
291
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,381
Well, I'm not
intentionally shaking, really.
292
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:11,591
BUDDY: I think--
you know, I think
293
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,051
we should have
a face-to-face, don't you?
294
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,386
Your face and my face?
295
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,263
BUDDY: Be in my office.
15 minutes.
296
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,308
- Get things right as rain.
- [chuckles] Okay, sounds...
297
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,101
- Looking forward to it.
- [phone beeping]
298
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,436
[sighs]
299
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,148
[clock ticking]
300
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,443
ANNOUNCER:
From its humble roots
301
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as a cartoon anvil factory,
302
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:35,865
Acme has become America's
greatest success story.
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00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,953
Acme, I say, Acme
is an innovation factory.
304
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,579
We create the impossible.
305
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,331
ANNOUNCER:
With each new product,
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we revolutionize industry
and the world.
307
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,045
We're a company
of family values
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that values
its family of companies.
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00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:54,509
Acme.
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00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:58,304
Hey! Hey, hey.
311
00:18:58,429 --> 00:18:59,681
I don't know
what your deal is,
312
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,641
but I need you to
listen to me very carefully.
313
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,644
Stop. You are gonna
follow my lead, all right?
314
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,229
We're gonna tell them
this is all just
315
00:19:06,354 --> 00:19:08,106
a big misunderstanding,
and we're looking
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00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,692
to get this settled
as quickly as possible.
317
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,735
We will be polite.
318
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,613
We will not detonate
explosives, all right?
319
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,156
If they put something
in front of us,
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00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,825
we will sign it.
321
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,034
Got it?
322
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,622
BILL: Mr. Avery.
Bill Pelicanos.
323
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,165
And Mr. Coyote.
324
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,375
I'll, uh, take you
to see Buddy.
325
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,585
So I hear
you guys were friends
326
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,794
from back in the day, huh?
327
00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,797
Guess you could say that
if you were incorrect.
328
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,592
[Bill laughs] And look at this
guy going clothing-optional.
329
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,971
Hey, Buddy, look who's here.
330
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,308
[Buddy laughs]
If it isn't Mr. Billboard.
331
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:46,561
- How you been, man?
- Good, good. Yeah, very good.
332
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,605
Those were the days,
weren't they?
333
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,857
- Yeah.
- Harvard Law. You look...
334
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,361
- good.
- Uh, thank you.
335
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,113
- Have a seat.
- Okay.
336
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,782
I gotta say,
I was a bit surprised
337
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,701
to see your name
on a case of this size.
338
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,328
Me, too. [laughs]
339
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,830
I mean,
I'm so sorry about all this.
340
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:08,666
It was just
a big misunderstanding.
341
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,752
Well, we got
a really busy day around here,
342
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,962
and I would hate to keep you
from getting back to...
343
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:15,882
- whatever it is you do.
- Yeah.
344
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:18,384
- Lot of stuff, too. Yeah.
- BUDDY: Yeah, sure.
345
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,762
Oh, my God.
346
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,389
- Uh--
- [both laughing]
347
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,391
BUDDY: And this seems obvious,
but I have to say it anyway.
348
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,144
Acme denies all charges
and accepts no liability
349
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,481
or causal connection between
Mr. Coyote's colorful injuries
350
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:32,732
and our state-of-the-art,
351
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,067
life-enhancing
family products.
352
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:35,944
Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
353
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,862
BUDDY: And, you know,
as much fun as it would be
354
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,697
to get back
in a courtroom with you,
355
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,033
I guess it's time to do
what you do best.
356
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,493
- BOTH: Settle.
- Yeah.
357
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,537
Um, well, look,
thank you so much,
358
00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,415
and I'm so sorry
for taking up all your time.
359
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,418
- It was unintentional. I--
- [paper tearing]
360
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,088
- [match strikes]
- Uh--
361
00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:58,383
- [flames whooshing]
- [all gasping]
362
00:20:58,508 --> 00:20:59,842
No, no, no.
He didn't mean that.
363
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,303
- Do you have another copy?
- Is this a joke?
364
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,098
- No, no.
- 'Cause it's not funny.
365
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,016
I thought cartoons
were supposed to be funny.
366
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:08,393
You guys actually
wanna fight, Avery?
367
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,894
Your tiny firm is unmatched.
368
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,062
We'll tie you
in legal loopholes.
369
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,355
We'll bury you in paperwork.
370
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,856
I'll put a dozen
of my best lawyers on this
371
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,525
24 hours a day
to make sure
372
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,361
your name is more synonymous
with failure
373
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,779
than it already is.
374
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,992
Oh, and I almost forgot.
We don't validate parking.
375
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,412
Do you know what
you could do with $50,000?
376
00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:30,289
Do you have any idea how many
birds you could buy with that?
377
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,916
Flocks! You know what?
378
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,876
Not that it really matters,
but I'm out.
379
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,837
Yeah, that's right.
I quit, man.
380
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,130
Go find another lawyer.
381
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:39,465
This is already my personal
freaking nightmare,
382
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,093
and I'm not sticking around to
see if it can get any worse.
383
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,053
[piano thudding]
384
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,513
[car alarm wailing]
385
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:50,143
Sorry. Butterfingers.
386
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,520
[sinister piano music]
387
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,195
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
388
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,822
Why didn't you settle?
389
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,991
That's what we do here.
We settle.
390
00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:07,660
- Dottie, what do we do here?
- We settle.
391
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,329
Okay, I tried to settle,
but he wouldn't let me settle.
392
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,583
He's a coyote.
We're not even trial lawyers.
393
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,461
I have a miniature
golf tournament this weekend,
394
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,963
so I don't even know if I'm
gonna make it in on Monday.
395
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,216
Plus, trial prep adds up.
Photocopies, in this economy?
396
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,885
But if we beat Acme,
then we can afford
397
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,387
- a ton of photocopies.
- We won't beat Acme.
398
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,474
I mean, nobody ever has,
and nobody ever will.
399
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,434
The truth is,
even if you quit right now,
400
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,603
the firm is already in the
hole for Acme's legal fees,
401
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,563
and that's just from today.
402
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,774
I mean, that could
close down our doors.
403
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:38,941
Look...
404
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:43,029
if we lose, we lose.
405
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,406
If we quit, we really lose.
406
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:46,741
A lot of money.
407
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,788
Okay, okay. Okay, look, look.
408
00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:54,248
We got one true goal
for this trial.
409
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,167
It's this.
410
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,419
We can't look like fools,
all right?
411
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,671
Our job is not
to win this case.
412
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,257
Our job is to still be
in business when it's over.
413
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,384
That's the spirit.
414
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,678
Let's act like lawyers.
What do real lawyers do?
415
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,055
They would find evidence
416
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,515
and start making
a list of witnesses.
417
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,649
- The bird?
- PAIGE: He did witness
418
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,692
every time
an Acme product malfunctioned.
419
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,402
He could corroborate
Wile E.'s story.
420
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:24,737
Sure, whatever.
421
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,739
Add the Road Runner
to our witness list.
422
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:28,116
One more thing.
423
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,409
Um, where is
Mr. Coyote gonna stay?
424
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:32,411
["Born to Wander"
by Jack Wood playing]
425
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,921
♪ I been so long
in this old town ♪
426
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:45,258
♪ I tried my best
to settle down ♪
427
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,469
♪ But deep within
the soul of me ♪
428
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:52,765
♪ I know I must be free ♪
429
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,562
All right,
don't give me that look.
430
00:23:57,687 --> 00:24:00,731
Yeah, I live in a motel.
Look, I got pool access.
431
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:04,360
You know, there's no mortgage.
I never have to make my bed.
432
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,070
There's an incredible
all-you-can-eat
433
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,905
seafood buffet
around the corner.
434
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:10,533
Tissues come out of a slider
on my bathroom wall.
435
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:13,452
[bell dinging]
436
00:24:13,578 --> 00:24:16,205
Stop that.
[chuckles] Hi, Cherry.
437
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:19,167
- Yeah?
- Yeah, um--
438
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,334
[bell dinging]
439
00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:25,590
[chuckles] One second.
440
00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:28,426
Stop. Come on.
441
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,389
Yeah, hi, I need another room
for a few nights.
442
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,725
Not near me, please.
443
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:41,314
- [scoffs] He's not a pet.
- He looks like a pet.
444
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,482
Who rents a separate room
for their pets?
445
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,692
Cherry, come on.
446
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,152
I've been living here
for almost five years.
447
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,988
- You know me.
- No pets.
448
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:52,617
All right, okay.
You wanna do this?
449
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,785
Legally speaking,
a pet is a domesticated
450
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,787
or tamed animal
kept as a companion
451
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:59,248
in or outside
an individual's residence.
452
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,918
This is Mr. Coyote.
He is my client.
453
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,420
He's not my pet nor anyone's
pet in the eyes of the law.
454
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:07,298
And as such, that sign or
any rule that accompanies it
455
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,966
does not apply to him,
all right?
456
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:10,218
It does not say "no animals."
457
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:11,928
And just my unbiased opinion,
458
00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,304
he may actually have
a case against you
459
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,223
for discrimination.
460
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:16,974
- Yeah.
- [bell dings]
461
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,186
He pees on the rug,
462
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,146
- it's on you.
- All right, deal.
463
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:24,649
But I would need a full workup
of urine analysis.
464
00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:25,942
I mean, it's a motel.
465
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,610
Plenty of people
pee on the rug.
466
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:29,862
[lock beeping]
467
00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:34,784
Oh, right next door.
468
00:25:34,909 --> 00:25:36,452
Of course.
469
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,412
["Gopher"
by Yma Sumac playing]
470
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,670
[bed squeaking]
471
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,051
[thudding]
472
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,015
{\an8}[ominous music]
473
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,488
[objects clattering]
474
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,410
[electric buzzing]
475
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,539
HENRY: Coming up next,
a mouse
476
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,375
breaks the sound barrier
in Guadalajara.
477
00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:26,335
REPORTER: One week more
to catch Albuquerque's
478
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,088
Annual Carrot Festival
while it's still in town.
479
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,382
Are you having fun? We are.
480
00:26:36,304 --> 00:26:38,556
- [drill whirring]
- [pounding]
481
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,768
[insects chirping]
482
00:26:43,978 --> 00:26:45,855
[snoring]
483
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,023
[knocking on door]
484
00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:52,445
[groans]
485
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,989
[knocking continues]
486
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,075
[grunts]
487
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,910
[pounding on door]
488
00:27:00,036 --> 00:27:01,162
What?
489
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,750
[loud opera music playing]
490
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:15,676
[Kevin screaming]
491
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:18,262
[horn honking]
492
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,848
[keys jangling]
493
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,893
You're kind of a psychopath,
aren't you?
494
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:25,519
[blowing]
495
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,981
Watch and learn.
496
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,192
So we take the subpoena,
like so.
497
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,861
Just cover it with copious
amounts of bird seed.
498
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,571
Road Runner eats
the bird seed,
499
00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,156
grabs the subpoena, and boom.
500
00:27:37,281 --> 00:27:39,742
He's legally obligated
to show up to court.
501
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,535
Instant Road Runner trap.
502
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,870
ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.
503
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,331
[all coughing]
504
00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:48,334
KEVIN: "Beep, beep."
505
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:50,920
Is that some kind of
inside thing with you guys?
506
00:27:51,045 --> 00:27:53,130
[joyful music]
507
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,594
Is everyone clear on our plan?
508
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:00,304
- No.
- Nah.
509
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,431
- Yes.
- Paige, what's our plan?
510
00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,642
So we have to prove to a jury
that Acme cartoon products
511
00:28:04,767 --> 00:28:06,394
are at fault
for every accident
512
00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:07,812
that Wile E.'s had
going back years.
513
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:10,356
So we are going
to take pictures,
514
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,108
and we're gonna
gather evidence,
515
00:28:12,233 --> 00:28:14,151
and we're gonna put
the evidence in little bags,
516
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,404
and we're gonna interview
experts and witnesses,
517
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,696
and we're going to highlight
518
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:19,407
big books
of photocopied documents,
519
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:20,950
and we're gonna
pound the pavement,
520
00:28:21,075 --> 00:28:22,535
and we're gonna study up,
521
00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,328
and we're gonna try
and catch our big eyewitness
522
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,955
by leaving a nice note
in the desert.
523
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,289
And if we follow my plan
by the end of this,
524
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:30,000
we'll have enough evidence
to take Acme down.
525
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,380
We really have nothing.
526
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:36,841
I mean, I kind of assumed
that we'd have nothing,
527
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,759
but this is nothing.
528
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,017
[tense music]
529
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,481
BAILIFF: All rise.
530
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,531
The court
of the Second Judicial Circuit
531
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,784
of Albuquerque
is now in session.
532
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:07,580
The Honorable Judge
Troppogrosso presiding.
533
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,039
You may be seated.
534
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,552
TROPPOGROSSO: Human.
535
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:22,761
Human.
536
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,223
Cartoon.
537
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,608
- [gavel squeaking]
- Quiet!
538
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:40,196
My name is Judge Troppogrosso.
539
00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,908
The name of the case
is Coyote v. Acme.
540
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:45,951
I am not
a loosey-goosey judge.
541
00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:50,664
I am a no-nonsense,
no-silly-stuff judge.
542
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,334
Is that understood?
543
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,085
Yes.
544
00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:57,922
Mr. Crane.
545
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:00,049
Go get some.
546
00:30:03,928 --> 00:30:05,554
[water pouring]
547
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:16,899
[exhales]
548
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:21,946
We live in a great country,
don't we?
549
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:24,573
Because it's one that values
freedom above all else.
550
00:30:24,698 --> 00:30:27,034
You're free to live your life
any way you see fit.
551
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,577
Could mean
living in the desert...
552
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:30,788
out in a cave,
553
00:30:30,913 --> 00:30:33,499
spending your days
chasing after a bird,
554
00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:36,835
who is much,
much faster than you.
555
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:40,548
But that is your right
as an American.
556
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:44,385
But that freedom, it comes
with great responsibility.
557
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,053
If you were to take a missile,
for instance,
558
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,846
and you were
to glue handlebars to it,
559
00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:50,391
well, that's your choice.
560
00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,850
But we expect you
to understand
561
00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,894
that that missile
and those handlebars,
562
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,146
they aren't designed
to catch birds.
563
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,482
What I will prove to this jury
564
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,485
is that man, Wile E. Coyote,
565
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,487
he is reckless.
566
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,948
And all of his injuries
are self-inflicted.
567
00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:09,994
I mean, we won't condemn him,
you or I.
568
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:12,538
We all know who's responsible.
569
00:31:13,581 --> 00:31:15,583
It's as clear
as the desert sky.
570
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:17,543
I think I just laid an egg.
571
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,712
God bless America.
God bless the troops.
572
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:24,174
- Damn, that was really good.
- [stenotype clacking]
573
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,010
Oh, uh, please
don't write that down.
574
00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:27,261
[stenotype clacking]
575
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:29,138
And-- and please
don't write that down.
576
00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:30,848
- [stenotype clacking]
- Or-- or that down.
577
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:32,057
[stenotype clacks]
578
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,934
TROPPOGROSSO: Mr. Avery.
579
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,477
[Kevin chuckles] Um...
580
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,272
Okay. Um...
581
00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,784
[slurping, gulping]
582
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,627
Now, uh--
583
00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:03,047
now what did the defense
say we were gonna argue?
584
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:05,633
Huh?
585
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,051
I mean,
I know the answer to it.
586
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,345
I know the answer.
I'm not asking you a question.
587
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,472
I mean, it is--
it is a question.
588
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,433
But it's a question
that I'm asking to me.
589
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,393
Let me start over.
Let me start over.
590
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,562
Objection to my start.
591
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,192
So the defense said
that we were gonna argue
592
00:32:23,317 --> 00:32:25,569
that the products
are dangerous
593
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:28,947
and that Acme is negligent
in selling them.
594
00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,075
I do really agree
with all that.
595
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,494
I mean, it's not fancy,
but it's true.
596
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,079
Um, uh, sorry.
597
00:32:35,204 --> 00:32:37,498
One second, please.
[chuckles] One sec--
598
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:40,334
Yeah, Wile E., we don't
need evidence right now.
599
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,211
- Mr. Avery.
- Okay, okay.
600
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:43,837
[chuckles]
Excuse me, Your Honor.
601
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,547
My client would
like me to show you
602
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:48,092
this defective
Acme rocket skate.
603
00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:50,678
And as you can see,
there's a faulty on switch.
604
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:52,721
- [switch clicks]
- Nothing.
605
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,517
- [explosion booms]
- [all screaming]
606
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,148
God bless America.
607
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,109
God bless the troops.
608
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:10,364
{\an8}HENRY: Opening arguments
today in Coyote v. Acme.
609
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:11,990
{\an8}Sources close
to the case report
610
00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:14,785
{\an8}that Acme is doing
a fantastic job
611
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,912
{\an8}protecting their brand
and dignity,
612
00:33:17,037 --> 00:33:19,957
{\an8}while the plaintiff appears
hungry and afraid.
613
00:33:20,082 --> 00:33:21,417
More after this.
614
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,378
- [pounding]
- [drill whirring]
615
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,754
REPORTER: One week more
616
00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:28,090
to catch Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival
617
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,675
- while it's still in town.
- [phone ringing]
618
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:32,594
- Yeah?
- CHERRY: 241.
619
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,681
We've been getting noise
complaints about a loud TV.
620
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:38,809
Seriously, it's the TV
you're having a problem with?
621
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,477
- Okay, I'll turn it--
- [phone clicks]
622
00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:42,771
[grunts]
623
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:45,107
REPORTER: Are you having fun?
We a--
624
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:47,735
[sighs]
625
00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:51,405
[phone ringing]
626
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,865
Cherry, I turned it off.
627
00:33:52,990 --> 00:33:55,951
BUGS BUNNY: Eh.
[smacks lips] What's up, Doc?
628
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,453
Who's this?
629
00:33:57,578 --> 00:33:59,496
BUGS: I, uh, can't tell you.
630
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:03,375
I want to, but I can't.
A pickle, ain't it?
631
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,085
You sure you have
the right number?
632
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,295
BUGS: Your trial.
633
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,840
I think I may be able
to help you with Acme.
634
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:12,092
- What?
- BUGS: I have information
635
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,344
that could stop Acme
for good.
636
00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:16,346
Oh, my God,
you could stop this case?
637
00:34:16,472 --> 00:34:19,224
BUGS: If this gets out,
it'll all be over.
638
00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:21,810
I have an associate
with information.
639
00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:25,022
If they figure out what he
knows, he's a sitting duck.
640
00:34:25,147 --> 00:34:27,024
Well, who?
Where do I find him?
641
00:34:27,149 --> 00:34:28,776
BUGS: Write this down.
I'm only gonna say it once.
642
00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:31,028
Wait, wait. Grabbing a pen.
Hang on. Hang on.
643
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:33,155
BUGS: 666 Scary Road Drive.
644
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,199
KEVIN: That doesn't sound
like a place I want to go.
645
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,492
BUGS: Look for a Jack.
646
00:34:36,617 --> 00:34:40,120
Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
647
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,956
And they make
people disappear.
648
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,917
- Don't forget that.
- I won't.
649
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,878
Will I be able
to contact you again?
650
00:34:48,879 --> 00:34:50,005
[phone clicks]
651
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,382
[dramatic music]
652
00:34:54,468 --> 00:34:56,512
[helicopter blades chopping]
653
00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,858
- Mr. Leghorn.
- [Foghorn Leghorn chuckles]
654
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,945
Buddy, I say, Buddy,
you little rascal, you.
655
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:15,697
- How was Bora Bora?
- A tax haven so nice,
656
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:17,741
- they named it twice.
- [both laughing]
657
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:20,869
So I say I heard
we have ourselves a lawsuit
658
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,704
in the animated sector.
659
00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,081
BUDDY:
I'll talk to PR about this.
660
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:26,416
You know, it's a local paper
and pretty flattering.
661
00:35:26,542 --> 00:35:28,335
You know, I'm gonna win
this case as fast as I can,
662
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,128
but in the meantime,
I think things like this
663
00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:31,839
make us look pretty good
in the public eye.
664
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:34,508
Not ideal, but, you know, it's
like killing two birds with...
665
00:35:36,218 --> 00:35:39,221
[clears throat]...one stone.
666
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:44,309
Two birds, one stone.
What a vile expression.
667
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:45,644
- I only meant--
- Rotten.
668
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:48,021
We both know it would be very,
669
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:51,608
I say very unpleasant
for everyone involved
670
00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:54,987
if anything bigger,
I say bigger,
671
00:35:55,112 --> 00:35:57,614
were to become public.
672
00:35:57,739 --> 00:35:59,700
[dramatic music]
673
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,667
[spiders shrieking]
674
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:13,755
Oh, mysterious caller.
It's so cool.
675
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:15,883
- So what did he sound like?
- I don't know.
676
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,260
He was kind of like,
"Eh, what's up, Doc?
677
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,387
"I have information,
chomp, chomp, chomp."
678
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,222
He was like chewing
on a cracker or something.
679
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,390
Okay.
680
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,394
Well, map is saying
it should be right here.
681
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:29,938
It's just a wall.
682
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:32,482
- Jack?
- Oh, God.
683
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,026
Is there a Jack anywhere?
684
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:38,280
Wait, what's that?
685
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:39,489
[mysterious music playing]
686
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:41,199
Oh, that kind of Jack.
687
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:43,035
Somebody's got
a sense of humor.
688
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:49,958
[jack squealing]
689
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,468
[Kevin grunting]
690
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:01,094
[Daffy humming]
691
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:04,932
Well, there's a duck,
and he is sitting.
692
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:06,391
PAIGE:
Feels a bit easy.
693
00:37:06,516 --> 00:37:08,518
KEVIN: Well,
good thing I like easy.
694
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,314
Excuse me. Hi.
695
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,274
My name is Kevin Avery.
This is Paige.
696
00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,318
I'm a personal
injury attorney.
697
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,403
DAFFY: Well,
look who decided to show up.
698
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:19,780
Oh, great, thank you.
699
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,448
I wasn't sure
if you knew we were coming.
700
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,658
You're a little late,
701
00:37:22,783 --> 00:37:24,701
and you're still wearing
that hideous suit.
702
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:26,787
Take your pants off
right over there, please.
703
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,207
- And, um, strike a pose.
- Uh, no.
704
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,043
It's so difficult to find
nude models these days.
705
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:34,419
- Sit down.
- Uh...
706
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:35,712
DAFFY: Sarsaparilla?
707
00:37:35,837 --> 00:37:37,339
We're all right, thank you.
708
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:39,591
Disrobe and pretend
you're thinking.
709
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,469
I expect this is going
to take a few hours.
710
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:46,098
[laughs] Yeah, um,
we had an anonymous caller say
711
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:48,600
that you might have
some important information.
712
00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,561
Yeah, information that can
help us end our case quickly.
713
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:52,771
Information?
714
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,606
Yes.
715
00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,441
- About Acme?
- Acme?
716
00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,277
Uh, yes.
717
00:37:59,403 --> 00:38:01,697
- Acme.
- Acme?
718
00:38:01,822 --> 00:38:05,367
[maniacal laughter]
719
00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:06,535
Acme?
720
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,996
After all this,
they call me Daffy?
721
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:10,622
The world is Daffy!
722
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:12,457
Ac-me? Ac-you!
723
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:14,751
You'll never get it out of me.
I'll tell you everything.
724
00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:16,044
[laughing]
725
00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:18,171
Your face is covered in Acme.
726
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,923
["Galop Infernal"
by Jacques Offenbach]
727
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,258
[Daffy laughing]
728
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:25,971
Whatever you need to know
about Acme is inside the box.
729
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:28,306
Mr. Duck! Mr. Duck!
730
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,017
You really shouldn't be here.
731
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,560
DAFFY:
I agree, Doctor.
732
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,937
Let's tear this facility
to the ground.
733
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,149
[Daffy laughing]
734
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,735
Hello?
735
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:40,944
I'm here for the
736
00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,822
[stammering]
pantsless modeling gig.
737
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,407
- [nurse screaming]
- Look, I'm a horse.
738
00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:46,950
- Mom, I'm a horse!
- ACME PAINT
739
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,705
- Boing, boing.
- What are you doing?
740
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:57,627
Come on in!
The water's freezing!
741
00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:04,384
Well, we drove him crazy,
742
00:39:04,509 --> 00:39:07,387
- and we got a can of paint.
- Well, it could be important.
743
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,306
Clearly, he's been holding on
to this for a while, so.
744
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,391
Wait.
745
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,187
"That's all, folks."
746
00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:18,815
Are we the folks?
747
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:21,401
[thudding]
748
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,861
[dramatic music playing]
749
00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:24,863
[engine revving]
750
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:29,659
Do you think
we're going to get kidnapped?
751
00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:31,286
Held for ransom?
752
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:33,663
I feel so alive.
753
00:39:41,505 --> 00:39:43,715
[mysterious music playing]
754
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:51,014
[paint bubbling]
755
00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:00,774
So, what do you think it is?
756
00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:07,489
Thanks.
757
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,034
[Kevin sighs]
758
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:18,416
♪
759
00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:39,896
That looks
unspeakably dangerous.
760
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,525
And yet,
he walked in anyway.
761
00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:46,486
Wait, what--
what are you doing?
762
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:47,904
I'm following Wile E.
763
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,325
Now I just look like a loser
if I stay out here.
764
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:54,202
[Kevin sighing]
765
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,122
Coming into the tunnel.
766
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,178
Hello?
767
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,806
I bet they don't tell you to
walk down mysterious tunnels
768
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:17,267
in your fancy classes
at Oxford.
769
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,269
I bet
they discourage it, actually.
770
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,896
PAIGE: Actually,
I thought about majoring
771
00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:22,230
in mysterious tunnels.
772
00:41:22,355 --> 00:41:23,899
- KEVIN: No, you didn't.
- PAIGE: Yeah, I did.
773
00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:28,153
What have we got here?
774
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,613
[dramatic music playing]
775
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,788
Hey! I found a message.
776
00:41:38,914 --> 00:41:39,998
PAIGE: What does it say?
777
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:44,544
It says, "Daffy, I'm not sure
how long I have.
778
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:46,421
"I hope
this message gets to you.
779
00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:49,966
[low rumbling]
780
00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:57,682
"Things have gone awry
with Project...
781
00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,810
"Sisy-foose."
782
00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,312
Sisyphus.
783
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:03,980
KEVIN:
What is Project Sisyphus?
784
00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:05,482
[camera shutter clicks]
785
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:08,235
"Acme is watching
my every move,
786
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,029
"and I have a feeling
I'm in grave danger."
787
00:42:14,783 --> 00:42:16,910
[train rattling]
788
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,169
Wile E.? [shrieks]
789
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:29,547
"If you see this message,
please send help.
790
00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:30,882
"Dr. Lorre."
791
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:33,218
Kevin! Train!
792
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,930
Go, go! Go, go, go!
793
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:40,016
[Kevin screaming]
794
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:49,985
[train thudding]
795
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:05,250
Oh, did I not say
unspeakably dangerous?
796
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:07,127
Did-- Didn't I say
those exact words?
797
00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:08,461
- PAIGE: Yeah.
- KEVIN: I did.
798
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,754
PAIGE: Okay,
what could this mean?
799
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:12,841
- Project Sisyphus.
- KEVIN: I-- I don't know.
800
00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:14,551
I don't know. All right?
801
00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:18,054
What? [groans]
What just happened?
802
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:22,726
- [phone ringing]
- BUDDY: What?
803
00:43:22,851 --> 00:43:25,145
Boss, I think
they're on to us.
804
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,357
PAIGE: Okay, so Sisyphus
is from Greek mythology,
805
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:30,608
and he was punished
by the gods
806
00:43:30,734 --> 00:43:33,820
and made to roll a boulder
up a hill every day,
807
00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:37,157
but it would just roll
right back down for eternity.
808
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,788
And it was also
what Daffy was painting.
809
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,916
[stammers] So what?
That's not evidence.
810
00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:49,252
None of this is gonna
help us win the trial.
811
00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:52,213
All right, it's all
just a waste of our time.
812
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:54,758
We have a client who,
no offense,
813
00:43:54,883 --> 00:43:56,593
can't read
a warning label.
814
00:43:56,718 --> 00:44:01,139
We have piles and piles of
stuff that he himself broke.
815
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,849
We have nothing, Paige.
816
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,644
You've been settling
Acme cases for years,
817
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:09,230
and you have never stopped
to think and see a pattern.
818
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:11,024
A pattern? Yes.
819
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,275
My clients go boom,
820
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,361
and two seconds later,
they're fine.
821
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:16,196
Nobody cares.
822
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,323
PAIGE:
So, that makes it okay?
823
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:23,620
Boom, $100, that's fair?
This case can make it, right?
824
00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,330
This is your opportunity
to really show people
825
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:26,664
what you're capable of.
826
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:29,459
Yeah, but that only works
if I don't lose.
827
00:44:29,584 --> 00:44:31,294
And-- and why do you assume
you're gonna lose?
828
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,004
[laughs]
Are you kidding?
829
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,216
It is really
super easy to lose.
830
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,176
And it's better
you learn that now.
831
00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:45,350
You know, everyone thought
I was crazy for coming here.
832
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:48,520
But I didn't want to just go
to some big law firm
833
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:51,564
and help the rich guys
get richer.
834
00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:53,983
I thought...
835
00:44:55,068 --> 00:44:57,237
I thought you were
actually still a real lawyer.
836
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,532
Yeah, me too.
837
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:05,537
[wall thudding]
838
00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:08,164
[sighs]
839
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,750
[intriguing music playing]
840
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,909
[upbeat pop music playing
over radio]
841
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:47,871
[Wile E. inhaling]
842
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:50,081
- [horn honking]
- [engine revving]
843
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:56,463
So, uh, what is it
about the Road Runner?
844
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,179
Ah, there are no words.
845
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,850
You know, I--
I-- I envy you, really.
846
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,436
You know, it must be nice
to have such a--
847
00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,605
Such a clear goal.
848
00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:16,149
I mean,
I used to have that, I think.
849
00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,444
You know, I was hungry,
and I was chasing.
850
00:46:19,569 --> 00:46:22,864
But I didn't like the pressure
of having to always win.
851
00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,575
And I got burnt out
on trying.
852
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,827
Anyway, you're
a really good listener.
853
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,580
[screams]
Hey, what are you doing?
854
00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,874
Hey, stop! Wile E!
855
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:34,209
Stop! Stop!
856
00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:36,669
- [horn honking]
- [Kevin screams]
857
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,674
There's a cliff! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
858
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,055
We were having
a heart to heart.
859
00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:51,434
Wait, Wile E.!
You can't make that jump!
860
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,186
Wile E.
861
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:54,646
Wile-- [grunts]
862
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:57,732
[Wile E. thudding]
863
00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:58,900
[sighs]
864
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:02,195
[Kevin gasps]
865
00:47:04,948 --> 00:47:07,033
[intense music playing]
866
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:16,960
[Wile E. thudding]
867
00:47:21,214 --> 00:47:22,465
[Wile E. thudding]
868
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,726
You made it.
869
00:47:36,312 --> 00:47:39,148
Well, you go a long way
to make a point.
870
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:51,077
- [Wile E. thudding]
- [cliff thudding]
871
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,999
- Hey, Wile E.
- [lock beeps]
872
00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:58,376
Thanks.
I'll see you tomorrow.
873
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:03,881
[torch crackling]
874
00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,967
[curious music playing]
875
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,737
[Wile E. sniffing]
876
00:49:09,155 --> 00:49:11,157
- Are you sitting down?
- DOTTIE: Uh, yes.
877
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,035
Well, Sal's not.
Is that going to be a problem?
878
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,162
KEVIN:
No. Wile E. is conning us.
879
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,498
The only reason he's doing
this case is to catch
880
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:21,834
and kill the Road Runner
during the trial.
881
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,002
DOTTIE: That's not good.
882
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,712
KEVIN: It's all
just part of a plot.
883
00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:27,215
He's using us so I'll put
the bird on the witness stand.
884
00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,967
If the Road Runner shows up
to court, it'll be chaos.
885
00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,177
I'll look like a fool.
886
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,805
The firm will fold,
we'll be mattress salesmen.
887
00:49:33,930 --> 00:49:36,265
That's kind of demeaning
to mattress salesmen.
888
00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:38,768
Fine.
We'll be, uh, garbage men.
889
00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:40,895
- Kevin.
- KEVIN: Okay, garbage people.
890
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:43,898
- My dad's garbage people.
- KEVIN: Okay.
891
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:45,066
I'm just really nervous
892
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,068
about letting Wile E. back
into this courtroom.
893
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:48,361
SAL: Without Wile E.,
there's no trial.
894
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,029
With no trial,
there's no firm.
895
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,156
And without the firm,
we're going to be broke.
896
00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:54,450
I hate to suggest
lying to a dog,
897
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,411
but you're going to have
to convince him
898
00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:58,287
that the Road Runner
will be there.
899
00:49:58,413 --> 00:50:00,289
- [detector buzzing]
- Paige, I was wrong.
900
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:02,875
See what you can find out
about Project Sisyphus.
901
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,669
And how it's connected
to Acme.
902
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,213
- Great. I'm already on it.
- KEVIN: Okay.
903
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,673
[detector buzzing]
904
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,093
[detector buzzing]
905
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:17,306
[detector buzzing]
906
00:50:20,393 --> 00:50:22,478
[detector buzzing]
907
00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:26,858
[detector
buzzing continuously]
908
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,282
[train whistle blowing]
909
00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:44,709
[explosion booming]
910
00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:51,048
[detector beeps]
911
00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:58,264
[ominous music playing]
912
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:11,068
[Paige sighs]
913
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,518
[door creaking]
914
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:46,687
[doorbell bleats]
915
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:55,571
Hi, I was just wondering if
a Dr. Lorre still lives here?
916
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:57,156
[Paige screams]
917
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:05,331
They listen, you know.
918
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,792
Would you like
some tea, dearie?
919
00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:08,960
[Paige whimpers]
920
00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,087
[birds tweeting]
921
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,923
It was a very happy marriage.
922
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:18,344
He used to work long days,
but would still come home
923
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:21,639
and play the piano
for me for hours
924
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,725
because he knew
how much I loved it.
925
00:52:24,851 --> 00:52:28,604
We had 87 years together.
926
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:30,439
I am grateful.
927
00:52:30,565 --> 00:52:31,941
Um, when did
Dr. Lorre pass away,
928
00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,150
if you don't mind me asking?
929
00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:35,945
Oh, he's not dead.
930
00:52:36,070 --> 00:52:37,655
He's missing.
931
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,491
He went to work one day
with our little bird,
932
00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:44,453
and I never saw
either of them again.
933
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:48,124
They told me
he ran off with his secretary,
934
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,584
but I don't think so.
935
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:51,836
His secretary was a penguin.
936
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,256
What can you tell me
about Project Sisyphus?
937
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:57,550
[dramatic music playing]
938
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:00,595
[piano tune playing]
939
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:09,854
[tires screeching]
940
00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:12,148
What?
941
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,401
Which day what?
942
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,695
Oh, which day
is the Road Runner testifying?
943
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:20,323
- Hm.
- KEVIN: Any day now. Why?
944
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:21,574
Do you have
any particular reason
945
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:23,034
for wanting
to catch up with him?
946
00:53:25,161 --> 00:53:27,079
Okay, well,
I'll keep you posted.
947
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:36,380
I need this Road Runner.
948
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,675
Absolutely. Why exactly?
949
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,177
He's the only one
that's seen every time
950
00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:43,554
this moron's used
our products incorrectly.
951
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,932
If I had to bet,
he's holding a grudge.
952
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:48,559
Go out there
and you bring him to me.
953
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,938
How hard could it be
to catch a bird? [laughs]
954
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,110
["Nobody Speak" by DJ Shadow
& Run the Jewels playing]
955
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,948
[phone ringing]
956
00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:03,950
♪ Picture this,
I'm a bag a beep ♪
957
00:54:04,075 --> 00:54:05,493
♪ Put me to your beep ♪
958
00:54:05,618 --> 00:54:08,204
♪ I am sick, I will punch
a baby bear in his beep ♪
959
00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,289
♪ Give me lip,
I'ma send you to the yard ♪
960
00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:12,124
♪ Get a stick,
make a switch ♪
961
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,584
Woo!
962
00:54:13,709 --> 00:54:15,836
I love being a lawyer!
963
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:17,880
♪ Kick a lion in his crack,
I'm the beep-beep ♪
964
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:19,882
♪ I will fall off
in your crib, take a beep ♪
965
00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:21,842
♪ Hit your beep-beep
on the beep ♪
966
00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:23,469
♪ Eat your dog,
beep your beep ♪
967
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,179
♪ Fat boy dressed up
like he's Santa ♪
968
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:27,014
♪ And took pictures
with your kids ♪
969
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:29,475
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
970
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,020
♪ Beep-beep-beep,
nobody speak ♪
971
00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,731
TWEETY:
Release the payload!
972
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:38,150
♪ Nobody speak,
nobody speak ♪
973
00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:50,538
Hello.
974
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:52,415
[helicopter whirring]
975
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:54,875
[dramatic music playing]
976
00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:01,674
GRANNY: My husband
was the head inventor
977
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,926
of animated products at Acme.
978
00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:06,262
He was so excited
when he got the job.
979
00:55:06,387 --> 00:55:10,307
He wanted to make things
that really helped cartoons,
980
00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:12,643
like the anti-lump pump.
981
00:55:12,768 --> 00:55:14,103
[whistles]
982
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,147
An eraser
of stinky lines.
983
00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:18,024
[burps]
984
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:20,651
Oh, and this
anti-predator spray.
985
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,738
Hello-- [screams]
986
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:27,116
After a while, things changed.
987
00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:29,910
He didn't like
what was going on,
988
00:55:30,036 --> 00:55:32,538
and then, he disappeared.
989
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,499
Recently, I've been
getting phone calls.
990
00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:39,170
Sometimes they hang up,
but sometimes...
991
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:42,256
BUGS:
Eh, what's up, Doc?
992
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,967
I don't know
the man on the telephone.
993
00:55:45,092 --> 00:55:47,970
I don't know
where my dear husband went,
994
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:51,057
but I know
Project Sisyphus
995
00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:54,226
is the reason
he's gone.
996
00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:57,021
EMPLOYEE:
Target acquired.
997
00:55:57,146 --> 00:55:59,565
Commence Project Road Kill
in T-minus three
998
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:01,484
two, one...
999
00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,527
Sir, the target is
looking at us.
1000
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,362
Why is the target
looking at us?
1001
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:06,530
Beep, beep.
1002
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,157
[helicopter whirring]
1003
00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:09,784
Beep, beep.
1004
00:56:09,909 --> 00:56:11,285
[agents clamoring]
1005
00:56:11,410 --> 00:56:12,953
Retreat, retreat!
1006
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,371
Did we catch him?
1007
00:56:14,497 --> 00:56:16,123
Oh, did we catch him?
1008
00:56:16,248 --> 00:56:17,792
Oh, my gosh, the glue burns!
1009
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:20,044
Oh, my head is on fire!
1010
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:25,758
So, obviously...
1011
00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:28,677
we hit a speed bump.
1012
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,931
Does it itch? Yes.
1013
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,349
But I'm afraid to touch it.
1014
00:56:33,474 --> 00:56:35,101
[dramatic music]
1015
00:56:35,226 --> 00:56:36,977
♪
1016
00:56:43,109 --> 00:56:45,111
You were my eyes and ears
out there, what happened?
1017
00:56:45,236 --> 00:56:46,445
What'd you see?
1018
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,155
Well, I taught I taw...
1019
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,032
You taught you taw?
1020
00:56:50,157 --> 00:56:51,492
I don't pay you
to tink you taw,
1021
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:52,701
I pay you to taw!
1022
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:53,869
- I taw!
- BUDDY: You taw?
1023
00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:55,287
or you thought you taw?
1024
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,497
Because you just said
you taught you taw!
1025
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:58,082
I did, I did taw!
1026
00:56:58,207 --> 00:56:59,834
What did you tee?
What did you taw?
1027
00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:03,129
[clears throat] A breakdown
on the eastern perimeteh-ter.
1028
00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:05,840
Ultimately,
that's where he ran off.
1029
00:57:05,965 --> 00:57:09,885
That Road Runner is very,
very fast, sir.
1030
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,929
- [Tweety grunts]
- Step your game up, bird.
1031
00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:13,514
They're getting too close.
1032
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:16,851
I don't just want him scared,
I want him ruined!
1033
00:57:16,976 --> 00:57:19,687
I want him
to stop digging around!
1034
00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:21,605
You know what happened
to Dr. Lorre.
1035
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,440
You want the same thing
to happen to your Granny?
1036
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:26,652
No, please!
I'll get him tonight!
1037
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,155
I-- I promise.
1038
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,447
[Tweety squeaks]
1039
00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:34,285
- [Buddy grunts]
- Hey, great job, big dog.
1040
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:35,828
- Shut up, Patches!
- Absolutely, sir.
1041
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,371
I won't say another word.
1042
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,463
[tape clicks]
1043
00:57:46,589 --> 00:57:47,965
BUGS:
I wish I could say more,
1044
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,551
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1045
00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,970
[tape rewinding]
1046
00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:56,056
...but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1047
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,224
[tape rewinding]
1048
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:58,642
[wings flapping]
1049
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:05,482
...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1050
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,241
- [Paige grunting]
- [bomb exploding]
1051
00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:23,626
Paige? Are you okay?
1052
00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:24,919
Oh, I'm totally fine.
1053
00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:27,087
I've always kind of wanted to
throw a bomb out of a window,
1054
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:28,797
but there just never
really was a right time.
1055
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:32,676
Listen, Dr. Lorre's widow
gave me this tape,
1056
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,220
and I've listened to it
a thousand times,
1057
00:58:34,345 --> 00:58:36,013
and there's something
in the background.
1058
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,391
BUGS: ...but Acme has ears
and eyes and ears everywhere.
1059
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,101
That's the guy who called me.
1060
00:58:41,227 --> 00:58:43,520
Yeah, I know,
but-- but can you hear it?
1061
00:58:43,646 --> 00:58:44,939
BUGS:
I wish I could say more
1062
00:58:45,064 --> 00:58:48,317
but Acme has ears and eyes
and ears everywhere.
1063
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:52,196
PAIGE: Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
That's evidence!
1064
00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:53,572
Okay, that's enough.
1065
00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:57,368
- Wile E., Wile E., Wile E...
- Please stop that.
1066
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:03,249
Is there some
kind of plan to this?
1067
00:59:08,379 --> 00:59:11,131
["Looney Tunes" theme playing]
1068
00:59:11,257 --> 00:59:12,299
There it is.
1069
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,302
Wait, I know this song.
1070
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:17,012
- From where?
- I-- I don't know.
1071
00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:20,307
It's like a TV show
or an ad or...
1072
00:59:20,432 --> 00:59:21,475
Wait.
1073
00:59:22,685 --> 00:59:24,770
Albuquerque's
Annual Carrot Festival.
1074
00:59:25,521 --> 00:59:27,231
Okay, wh-- what is that?
1075
00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,984
A festival of carrots
in Albuquerque.
1076
00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:31,568
It happens
every year annually.
1077
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:34,863
[tense music]
1078
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:46,875
Hello?
1079
00:59:48,127 --> 00:59:49,628
Mystery caller?
1080
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:52,339
Mystery caller who--
who called me?
1081
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,216
Tell him we're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1082
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,385
We're from
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
1083
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:59,096
You can show
yourself at any time.
1084
00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:03,017
BUGS:
So, uh, what is up, doc?
1085
01:00:03,142 --> 01:00:04,268
Who's there?
1086
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:05,519
BUGS:
I'll never tell you, Mac.
1087
01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:08,355
I'm a creature of the night,
a shadow that moves.
1088
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,982
You'll never
figure out who I--
1089
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,608
[Bugs screaming]
1090
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:13,193
Oh, my! Oh, heavens!
1091
01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:14,570
You've seen my face.
1092
01:00:14,695 --> 01:00:16,613
Don't look at me.
I'm too...
1093
01:00:16,739 --> 01:00:18,282
beautiful?
1094
01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:19,533
Mystery caller?
1095
01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:21,618
I tell you,
the budgie has been bumbling
1096
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:24,246
and stumbling your way
through this case for weeks.
1097
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:26,290
You're lucky
you have me on your side.
1098
01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:28,334
Hey, you been followed?
Got eyes on you?
1099
01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:29,960
Caught by a red-light camera?
1100
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,253
Spotted by a drone?
1101
01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,714
Have you been bugged?
[giggles]
1102
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:35,507
This is just
getting embarrassing now.
1103
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,676
Look, I got like
a million questions for you.
1104
01:00:37,801 --> 01:00:39,136
Why didn't you call again?
1105
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:40,346
What happened to Dr. Lorre?
1106
01:00:40,471 --> 01:00:42,681
And what can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1107
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,558
Enough with the questions, counselor.
1108
01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,935
This calls for a flashback.
1109
01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,271
{\an8}Dr. Lorre
was the head inventor
1110
01:00:49,396 --> 01:00:52,066
{\an8}of Acme cartoon products,
you see.
1111
01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:54,860
{\an8}He built some amazing things.
1112
01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:57,696
{\an8}Essentials, like
the Quick Change Machine.
1113
01:00:57,821 --> 01:01:00,991
One day, they sent
an executive from corporate
1114
01:01:01,116 --> 01:01:02,576
to oversee things.
1115
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:04,745
The guy was a real turkey.
1116
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:09,792
Suddenly, there was
a lot of secrets.
1117
01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:13,379
They called it
Project Sisyphus.
1118
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:14,963
Under the new management,
1119
01:01:15,089 --> 01:01:17,424
the tests became
increasingly reckless.
1120
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:19,718
- [blowing]
- [explosion booming]
1121
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,595
I'm not sure I understand.
1122
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,097
What was it all for?
1123
01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:26,392
They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.
1124
01:01:26,517 --> 01:01:28,143
They were using cartoons
1125
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,145
to invent products!
1126
01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:33,649
Dr. Lorre told them
this was wrong
1127
01:01:33,774 --> 01:01:36,902
and that their tests
were harmful to cartoons.
1128
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,530
He pleaded with them
to put an end to it.
1129
01:01:39,655 --> 01:01:41,448
But instead...
1130
01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:43,575
...they put an end to him.
1131
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,287
Everyone who worked on
Project Sisyphus
1132
01:01:47,413 --> 01:01:48,580
is either missing,
1133
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:50,249
or forced to work for Acme...
1134
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:53,085
- [evil laughter]
- ...or quacked.
1135
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,420
And when did the program end?
1136
01:01:54,545 --> 01:01:55,629
BUGS: Don't you see?
1137
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,005
It never ended.
1138
01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,216
It evolved.
1139
01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:02,928
Instead of testing
dangerous products in the lab,
1140
01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:04,763
they let them out
into the real world.
1141
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,099
{\an8}- Yes.
- Wile E.'s rocket skates,
1142
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,101
{\an8}they were
designed to backfire.
1143
01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,811
BUGS:
Now you're getting it.
1144
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:14,440
The more something breaks,
the more a cartoon gets hurt,
1145
01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:17,734
the more data to make better
Acme products for humans.
1146
01:02:17,860 --> 01:02:19,736
Exactly, exactly.
1147
01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:23,949
Wile, you're what they call
a, uh, a high-usage user.
1148
01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:27,244
They let you boom
and splat and bang
1149
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,246
for years and years,
1150
01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,457
knowing full well the toll.
1151
01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:32,833
Would you testify
to this in court?
1152
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,501
The world needs to hear this.
1153
01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:35,752
No, no, no.
1154
01:02:35,878 --> 01:02:38,172
You need someone on
the inside to spill the beans.
1155
01:02:38,297 --> 01:02:40,591
Get the head of PR
at Acme to testify.
1156
01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:41,800
He's a master of spin.
1157
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,594
His name is...
1158
01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:45,929
Uh-oh, that's my cue.
1159
01:02:55,731 --> 01:02:58,192
[engine thrumming]
1160
01:02:58,317 --> 01:02:59,818
[engine revving]
1161
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:09,286
I think they got him.
1162
01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,706
Nah, they didn't.
1163
01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:14,249
Hey, if anyone asks,
1164
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:15,876
tell them your informant
was a little hunter
1165
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:17,044
with a funny hat.
1166
01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:18,837
We're all counting on you.
Bye.
1167
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:21,548
[ground rumbling]
1168
01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:22,925
[Paige panting]
1169
01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:24,426
[engine starts]
1170
01:03:34,228 --> 01:03:35,562
Yeah, that's great.
1171
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,189
No one's going to
get through that door.
1172
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,358
Any added security is great.
1173
01:03:46,073 --> 01:03:48,992
Will you tell us your role
at Acme for the record?
1174
01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:51,286
[unintelligible speaking]
1175
01:03:54,081 --> 01:03:55,165
Okay, great.
1176
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:56,375
If he says anything wrong,
1177
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,709
- we'll get him out of here.
- Done.
1178
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:01,421
And what does your role
as PR representative entail?
1179
01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:06,051
[unintelligible speaking]
...Acme.
1180
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:08,679
So you have authority
to speak for Acme.
1181
01:04:08,804 --> 01:04:11,515
[unintelligible speaking]
1182
01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:16,520
What can you tell us
about Project Sisyphus?
1183
01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:17,688
[whimpers]
1184
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,525
Mr. Devil,
1185
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:24,444
what is Project Sisyphus?
1186
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:27,072
May I remind you,
you are under oath.
1187
01:04:31,285 --> 01:04:32,411
[unintelligible speaking]
1188
01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:34,746
[Taz shouting]
1189
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:37,666
Objection?
1190
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,961
Counselors,
approach the bench.
1191
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:47,426
This case is turning
my courtroom into a circus.
1192
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,845
They just ejected my witness.
1193
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,096
We don't know that.
1194
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:55,058
[unintelligible speaking]
1195
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,686
Couldn't agree more,
Your Honor.
1196
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,855
I'd like to file a motion
to exclude all evidence
1197
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,106
submitted by the prosecution.
1198
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,649
Save the original pair
of rocket skates.
1199
01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:04,526
- All else is overreaching.
- Motion granted.
1200
01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:06,153
Are-- are you kidding?
1201
01:05:06,278 --> 01:05:07,654
- Thank you, Your Honor.
- Now, in response,
1202
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,114
I'd like to file
a motion for dismissal
1203
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:10,574
due to lack of evidence.
1204
01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:12,993
Motion granted.
I'm tired of all this bunk.
1205
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:14,703
You're not
allowed to say that.
1206
01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,830
That's the beauty
of being a judge.
1207
01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:18,540
I can say whatever I want.
1208
01:05:18,665 --> 01:05:20,125
Mistrial? There.
1209
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:22,377
I said it.
Case dismissed.
1210
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:24,463
- [hammer squeaks]
- Case dismissed.
1211
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:25,797
[Bill laughing]
1212
01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:34,264
I have a comment.
1213
01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:39,061
What happened in there
was a miscarriage of justice,
1214
01:05:39,186 --> 01:05:40,646
but it was not a surprise.
1215
01:05:40,771 --> 01:05:43,357
The Acme Corporation
has knowingly
1216
01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:45,067
been putting
dangerous products
1217
01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:48,236
into the hands of cartoons
for decades.
1218
01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:51,406
Acme has gone to great lengths
to cover up an insidious plot
1219
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,742
that they call
Project Sisyphus.
1220
01:05:53,867 --> 01:05:55,619
They have threatened
the safety
1221
01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:57,913
of myself and my client.
1222
01:05:58,038 --> 01:06:01,500
Look, bombs, boulders, pianos,
1223
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:03,710
they will stop at nothing.
1224
01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:06,922
But myself and my associates,
1225
01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:08,882
we will keep fighting.
1226
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:10,801
I mean, these--
these companies think
1227
01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,928
they can do whatever they want
and get away with all of it.
1228
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,638
Because they do.
1229
01:06:14,763 --> 01:06:17,641
Well, we're sick of it.
And it stops now.
1230
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:21,603
So we're getting
ready to launch a, uh, uh...
1231
01:06:24,064 --> 01:06:26,149
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, a moment.
1232
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:27,734
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Wile E.!
1233
01:06:27,859 --> 01:06:30,112
{\an8}More chaos in court today
1234
01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:31,321
{\an8}after the Acme trial
was dismissed
1235
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:32,698
{\an8}by the very fair
1236
01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:34,366
{\an8}and honorable
Judge Troppogrosso.
1237
01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:36,159
{\an8}The plaintiffs
made their objections
1238
01:06:36,284 --> 01:06:38,662
{\an8}known by wrestling
a six-foot cartoon rocket.
1239
01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:41,081
{\an8}It's all good.
Nothing to see here.
1240
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:43,750
{\an8}[explosion booming]
1241
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,919
{\an8}REPORTER: Is that your car?
1242
01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:47,212
{\an8}[car alarm beeps]
1243
01:06:59,433 --> 01:07:01,184
{\an8}[phone ringing]
1244
01:07:01,309 --> 01:07:03,520
- Hey, Paige.
- PAIGE: Have you seen?
1245
01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:05,188
- What?
- PAIGE: Your speech.
1246
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:06,398
It's the number one trending
news item
1247
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:07,566
in the country right now.
1248
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,151
- It's everywhere.
- What?
1249
01:07:09,276 --> 01:07:10,694
They-- they like my speech?
1250
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,821
PAIGE:
Well, and the car exploded,
1251
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,656
I-- I think is a part of it.
1252
01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:16,742
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1253
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,160
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1254
01:07:18,285 --> 01:07:19,786
- I gotta go.
- Mr. Avery.
1255
01:07:19,911 --> 01:07:21,538
Mr. Avery,
any comment on Congress
1256
01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:22,748
agreeing to hear your case?
1257
01:07:22,873 --> 01:07:24,624
Uh, uh, Congress?
1258
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,960
Thoughts on Foghorn Leghorn
agreeing to testify.
1259
01:07:27,085 --> 01:07:29,254
No, uh, did--
did you say Congress?
1260
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,464
They're putting Acme
under the microscope.
1261
01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:33,717
- You're going to DC.
- We're going to DC?
1262
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:35,719
We're going to DC!
1263
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,890
Uh, okay.
Well, uh, no-- no comment.
1264
01:07:40,015 --> 01:07:41,308
- Mr. Avery.
- Mr. Avery.
1265
01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:42,934
- Mr. Avery.
- KEVIN: Thank you.
1266
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,102
REPORTERS: Mr. Avery.
1267
01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,899
Wait. Where are you going?
1268
01:07:50,275 --> 01:07:51,818
What? Wile E., no.
1269
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:54,237
You can't go.
I need you in DC.
1270
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:55,906
I mean,
this is the big showdown.
1271
01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:57,908
If-- if you don't show up,
there's no hearing.
1272
01:07:58,033 --> 01:08:00,327
This whole thing
will have been for nothing.
1273
01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:03,830
Uh, the Road Runner
will be there.
1274
01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,584
Yeah, of course.
1275
01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,212
He'll be there.
Yeah, he's coming.
1276
01:08:10,337 --> 01:08:12,130
I-- I-- I promise.
1277
01:08:13,465 --> 01:08:14,758
So, come on.
1278
01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:16,843
What do you say?
1279
01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:19,429
I mean, the whole world
will be watching.
1280
01:08:19,554 --> 01:08:20,806
And he'll be there.
1281
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:29,356
All right. Good.
Come on. Let's go.
1282
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,192
[lock beeping]
1283
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,570
[bell dinging]
1284
01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:40,367
[Kevin screaming]
1285
01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:45,163
[reporters clamoring]
1286
01:08:45,288 --> 01:08:46,456
6.5
1287
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,000
REPORTER: Mr. Avery,
Mr. Avery, how's the water?
1288
01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,420
HENRY: What initially
seemed to be a case
1289
01:08:52,546 --> 01:08:53,588
of routine
product malfunction
1290
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:55,882
has turned into
a David versus Goliath
1291
01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:57,342
tale as old as time.
1292
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,010
We would like to wish our
furry little friend
1293
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:00,178
good luck in DC.
1294
01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:01,388
We're rooting for you,
Wile E.
1295
01:09:01,513 --> 01:09:03,014
{\an8}And we always were
1296
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,808
{\an8}from day one.
1297
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,226
[pencil screams]
1298
01:09:06,351 --> 01:09:08,353
[all screaming]
1299
01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:10,146
["II Barbiere Di Siviglia"
playing]
1300
01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:13,149
[operatic singing]
1301
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:15,777
When a company is
this successful...
1302
01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:17,362
[chuckling]
...there's always someone
1303
01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:19,281
{\an8}looking to tear it down.
1304
01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:21,533
{\an8}But our hands are clean.
1305
01:09:21,658 --> 01:09:22,784
{\an8}[airplane intercom chime]
1306
01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:24,536
PILOT: Flight attendants,
prepare for landing.
1307
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,079
Sorry about
that initial wrong turn
1308
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:27,455
out of Albuquerque, folks.
1309
01:09:27,581 --> 01:09:29,708
[operatic singing]
1310
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,097
[music stops]
1311
01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,474
CRANE: This is it.
No more warnings.
1312
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:47,893
I don't care
if you kidnap him,
1313
01:09:48,018 --> 01:09:49,936
run him out of town,
or throw him down a hole.
1314
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:52,105
Wile E. Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.
1315
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:54,024
Are we clear?
1316
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,359
Yes, boss.
We're clear.
1317
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:59,279
- [electric drill whirring]
- [hammer banging]
1318
01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:01,489
Please be quiet.
1319
01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:06,411
Wile E., please be quiet.
1320
01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:10,624
Look, I promise you,
what I have to do
1321
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:12,375
is more important
than what you have to do.
1322
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,054
There's been
a change of plans.
1323
01:10:25,096 --> 01:10:26,139
[pen rustling]
1324
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:32,395
Uh, he... he couldn't make it.
1325
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,563
All right?
1326
01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:44,366
- [horn blaring]
- Okay, fine.
1327
01:10:44,491 --> 01:10:46,284
You think I would drag
the Roadrunner out here
1328
01:10:46,409 --> 01:10:48,870
so you could destroy me
in front of the entire world?
1329
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,705
Yeah, I know you just
wanted him in that courtroom
1330
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:52,582
so you could
catch him and eat him.
1331
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:54,292
Why would I help you do that?
1332
01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:58,463
Okay, yeah, I lied.
I lied.
1333
01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,340
I needed you
to stay with this case.
1334
01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:03,093
But you know what?
You lied to me.
1335
01:11:03,218 --> 01:11:05,345
Huh? You misled me.
1336
01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,806
You made me think that
this case was about somethin'.
1337
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,557
And-- And it is.
1338
01:11:09,683 --> 01:11:11,476
You know, this is way
bigger than the Roadrunner.
1339
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:14,145
Did you not even
process what the rabbit said?
1340
01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:16,439
You're a high-usage user.
1341
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:18,066
I mean,
look at all this stuff.
1342
01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:19,776
You're addicted.
1343
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:21,194
Every explosion,
1344
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,780
every time you fell
to the bottom of a canyon,
1345
01:11:23,905 --> 01:11:25,573
Acme wanted that.
1346
01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:28,243
You know, I changed around
my whole life for you.
1347
01:11:28,368 --> 01:11:29,953
My entire routine.
1348
01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:31,913
It's probably all gonna
blow up in my face
1349
01:11:32,038 --> 01:11:33,540
because you wanted
a drumstick.
1350
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,793
Oh, myself?
1351
01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:38,086
You have only cared about
1352
01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:40,213
your plan this entire time.
1353
01:11:40,338 --> 01:11:41,840
"Oh, the Roadrunner,
the Roadrunner."
1354
01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:44,217
I'm so sick
of this Roadrunner.
1355
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,219
You're never gonna catch him!
1356
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:50,849
Okay?
1357
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,893
You just-- you--
you really aren't.
1358
01:11:54,936 --> 01:11:56,229
Just stop trying.
1359
01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:58,940
[somber music]
1360
01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,737
[telephone rings]
1361
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,031
- Yeah.
- SAL: Hey, Kev.
1362
01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:07,866
Look, I didn't want
to have to tell you this
1363
01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:10,076
right before the hearing,
but, um...
1364
01:12:10,201 --> 01:12:13,079
we've spent every last
cent on this trial.
1365
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,373
We're out of money.
1366
01:12:15,498 --> 01:12:17,208
So, what does that mean?
1367
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,295
It means, unless
there's some kind of miracle,
1368
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,005
there's not gonna be
a firm to come back to.
1369
01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:26,885
I made you guys appointments
to donate plasma next week.
1370
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,470
I can't go.
1371
01:12:29,596 --> 01:12:31,431
I don't want to put
this kind of pressure on you.
1372
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:32,766
We just thought
you should know.
1373
01:12:34,726 --> 01:12:36,186
Okay.
1374
01:12:37,312 --> 01:12:38,354
[sighs]
1375
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,523
[somber music]
1376
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,779
♪
1377
01:12:45,904 --> 01:12:47,197
[gasps]
1378
01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:54,704
Damn it.
1379
01:12:58,458 --> 01:13:00,960
[traffic rumbles]
1380
01:13:01,086 --> 01:13:03,254
[sad music]
1381
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:07,175
[horns honking]
1382
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:08,343
ROADRUNNER: Beep beep!
1383
01:13:10,095 --> 01:13:15,225
[dramatic music]
1384
01:13:17,102 --> 01:13:23,942
♪
1385
01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:32,992
♪
1386
01:13:33,118 --> 01:13:34,744
[sizzling]
1387
01:13:36,204 --> 01:13:40,250
♪
1388
01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:42,752
- [popping]
- [air hissing]
1389
01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:49,425
[air whistling]
1390
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:50,885
- [shrill steam whistle]
- [anvil thuds]
1391
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,387
[anvils thud]
1392
01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:55,181
- [tense music]
- [horns honk]
1393
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:56,349
You missed!
1394
01:13:58,101 --> 01:13:59,144
[popping]
1395
01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:02,730
- [horn honking]
- [thud]
1396
01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:07,152
- [squeaking]
- [woman screaming]
1397
01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:09,112
[tires screeching]
1398
01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:11,573
[whirring]
1399
01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,370
Wile E.! Wile E.!
1400
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:20,540
[dramatic music]
1401
01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:22,125
[horn honking]
1402
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:28,506
♪
1403
01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:37,807
KEVIN: Oh, boy.
1404
01:14:37,932 --> 01:14:43,146
♪
1405
01:14:44,731 --> 01:14:47,567
[rumbling]
1406
01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:54,157
[resounding thud]
1407
01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:57,827
♪
1408
01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,542
[clattering]
1409
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,045
[whirring]
1410
01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:09,088
[Kevin screaming]
1411
01:15:12,050 --> 01:15:14,010
[Kevin screaming]
1412
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:17,388
Wile E., grab my hand!
1413
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:19,515
I'm trying to save you! Aah!
1414
01:15:23,228 --> 01:15:24,729
[chicken squawking]
1415
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:26,773
- [explosion booms]
- [Kevin screams]
1416
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:29,901
[chicken squawking]
1417
01:15:31,653 --> 01:15:33,071
Over here! Oh! Oh!
1418
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:36,616
Aah!
1419
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:38,451
- [thudding]
- Uh-oh.
1420
01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:40,703
- [explosion booming]
- [Kevin screaming]
1421
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,121
[groaning]
1422
01:15:42,247 --> 01:15:43,498
Look, Wile E., I'm sorry.
1423
01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:45,792
I made a mistake! Okay?
1424
01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,669
Wait! Wait! Wile!
1425
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,880
Oh, no. Oh, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
1426
01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:52,048
[Kevin screaming]
1427
01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:53,633
[resounding thud]
1428
01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:02,517
[vultures squawking]
1429
01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:11,526
[somber music]
1430
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:13,987
[sighs]
1431
01:16:17,865 --> 01:16:23,454
♪
1432
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,206
[watch ticking]
1433
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,335
Uh, what is the holdup?
1434
01:16:32,505 --> 01:16:33,548
He's in the bathroom.
1435
01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:37,385
[tense music]
1436
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:48,313
Looks like you had
a rough night, huh?
1437
01:16:49,439 --> 01:16:52,191
Oh, thanks
for your believable concern.
1438
01:16:52,317 --> 01:16:55,111
Oh, come on. Do you really
want to go out there?
1439
01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:58,614
I mean, where there's cameras?
1440
01:16:58,740 --> 01:16:59,782
The pressure?
1441
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:05,496
What is this?
1442
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,664
It's everything
you ever wanted.
1443
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:08,666
Freedom from responsibility.
1444
01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:11,502
That's no strings attached.
1445
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,671
That is under
the table and it's for you.
1446
01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,506
All you gotta do is
walk out this door right now.
1447
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,216
I mean, come on.
1448
01:17:17,342 --> 01:17:18,801
You really want
to just keep doing
1449
01:17:18,926 --> 01:17:20,345
the same thing
over and over again?
1450
01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:22,472
Try, fail, try, fail,
1451
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:24,390
expecting a different result?
1452
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,894
♪
1453
01:17:28,019 --> 01:17:30,480
I just realized that, uh,
1454
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:32,106
yeah, I do.
1455
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:40,365
You get the gist.
1456
01:17:43,451 --> 01:17:45,620
[tense music]
1457
01:17:46,913 --> 01:17:50,166
[camera shutters clicking]
1458
01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:53,878
Oh, my God.
You look like a stuntman.
1459
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,089
- Is Wile E. here?
- He's not with you?
1460
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:58,424
I haven't seen him since
we were going 80 miles an hour
1461
01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:00,510
on the highway
strapped to a refrigerator.
1462
01:18:00,635 --> 01:18:02,637
What the hell?
I thought you guys were
1463
01:18:02,762 --> 01:18:04,931
in the hotel room next to me.
I feel so left out.
1464
01:18:05,056 --> 01:18:06,766
I really screwed up.
1465
01:18:06,891 --> 01:18:08,893
He knows
the Road Runner's not coming.
1466
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:10,311
He knows I lied.
1467
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:12,897
Ugh, I'm a jerk.
1468
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,816
I should have
been honest with him.
1469
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:16,275
It just seemed easier.
1470
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:21,489
Mr. Avery, uh, thank you
for joining us today.
1471
01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,241
We are here to determine
1472
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:27,620
whether or not Acme products
are a danger to society.
1473
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:28,871
Uh, where is your client?
1474
01:18:30,289 --> 01:18:34,043
I'm, uh, not entirely sure,
to be honest.
1475
01:18:34,168 --> 01:18:35,378
Senator Fudd,
1476
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:37,547
the fact that Mr. Coyote
hasn't deemed it necessary
1477
01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:39,966
to grace us with his presence
at the scheduled time
1478
01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:41,342
should tell you
all you need to know
1479
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,677
about his character.
1480
01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:46,389
Hmm, I think
this does tell us a lot.
1481
01:18:46,514 --> 01:18:50,518
Look, my client
has a long history with Acme.
1482
01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:51,978
He's been
using their pwoducts--
1483
01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:53,813
sorry, products,
1484
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:56,357
- for decades.
- Why is that?
1485
01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,402
If they're so... "dangerous."
1486
01:18:59,527 --> 01:19:01,779
Well, he doesn't have
a choice, really.
1487
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,323
Uh, Acme has
a monopoly over all the tools
1488
01:19:04,449 --> 01:19:06,659
required for
Mr. Coyote's work.
1489
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,077
His work?
1490
01:19:08,202 --> 01:19:09,829
I have here
that he's unemployed
1491
01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,664
and living in a cave.
1492
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,374
[laughter]
1493
01:19:14,459 --> 01:19:17,170
- Truth, truth.
- It's a fact.
1494
01:19:17,295 --> 01:19:18,713
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1495
01:19:18,838 --> 01:19:20,965
Pursuant to
Sylvester V. Gonzalez,
1496
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,593
"chase by predator"
is a legal occupation
1497
01:19:23,718 --> 01:19:25,386
under the law.
1498
01:19:25,511 --> 01:19:29,223
All right, he may not get
a salary, but he works.
1499
01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:31,851
In fact, he's one
of the most hard-working
1500
01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:33,686
people I've ever met.
1501
01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:35,897
And he's brave.
1502
01:19:36,022 --> 01:19:38,566
He will walk out
onto the tiniest rope
1503
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:40,234
over the largest canyon.
1504
01:19:40,359 --> 01:19:41,777
He'll straddle a rocket
1505
01:19:41,903 --> 01:19:43,529
that he's glued handlebars to
1506
01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,822
without batting an eye.
1507
01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:45,990
I mean...
1508
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,158
Oh, uh...
1509
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:50,203
Sorry. Uh-- uh...
1510
01:19:51,496 --> 01:19:52,538
Look...
1511
01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:56,834
when Mr. Coyote first
walked into my office,
1512
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,879
I was the laziest person
you could ever imagine.
1513
01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:01,881
I didn't want to work.
1514
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:04,467
I didn't want to try anything.
1515
01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:06,135
Because deep down...
1516
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:08,679
I didn't want to fail.
1517
01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,264
But he's not afraid of that.
1518
01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:14,602
No matter what happens,
he picks himself up,
1519
01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:18,773
he tries again, and again,
and again, and again.
1520
01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:22,026
He would never think
of quitting.
1521
01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:25,446
He wakes up
every morning with purpose
1522
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:26,948
and with hope.
1523
01:20:28,241 --> 01:20:30,576
And I think everyone
should be inspired by that.
1524
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:35,581
I know I am.
1525
01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:40,670
[hopeful music]
1526
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:55,059
You don't need signs anymore.
1527
01:20:55,184 --> 01:20:56,310
Thank you for coming back.
1528
01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:01,482
Mr. Leghorn, thank you
for taking the time
1529
01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:03,276
from your busy schedule.
1530
01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:04,735
Now, we've requested that
1531
01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,947
Mr. Avery asks you
a few questions today.
1532
01:21:09,615 --> 01:21:11,576
I've been studying
this guy in interviews.
1533
01:21:11,701 --> 01:21:13,578
He's a blowhard.
Huge ego.
1534
01:21:13,703 --> 01:21:16,163
Here I am, son.
1535
01:21:16,289 --> 01:21:18,791
All right.
I can work with that.
1536
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,544
[tense music]
1537
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:28,634
[camera shutters clicking]
1538
01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:33,347
[Kevin exhales sharply]
1539
01:21:34,849 --> 01:21:38,019
Mr. Leghorn,
are you aware of
1540
01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:41,564
the Acme program known
as Project Sisyphus?
1541
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:45,026
I am familiar with the name.
1542
01:21:45,151 --> 01:21:47,236
Okay. And how
would you explain
1543
01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,406
the type of program
that it is to this committee?
1544
01:21:50,531 --> 01:21:52,867
Well, it's one of research
and development.
1545
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:55,328
Great. So you're
constantly innovating
1546
01:21:55,453 --> 01:21:57,622
your cartoon product line
to make it better?
1547
01:21:57,747 --> 01:21:58,789
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Yes, sir.
1548
01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,000
KEVIN: Okay.
That makes sense.
1549
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,711
But if you're studying
these products so closely,
1550
01:22:03,836 --> 01:22:06,047
why are they malfunctioning
so frequently?
1551
01:22:06,172 --> 01:22:07,923
That sounds like something
you might tinker with.
1552
01:22:08,049 --> 01:22:11,969
Well, son,
business is complex.
1553
01:22:12,094 --> 01:22:14,513
Okay. Now does
any of the information
1554
01:22:14,639 --> 01:22:16,891
that you get
from Project Sisyphus
1555
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:18,934
go into developing
the human line?
1556
01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:20,561
- Sure.
- Sure.
1557
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,188
Okay. So you admit it.
1558
01:22:22,313 --> 01:22:23,939
He just admitted it.
Did you hear that?
1559
01:22:24,065 --> 01:22:25,775
He admitted it.
You're intentionally giving
1560
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,485
dangerous products
to cartoons,
1561
01:22:27,610 --> 01:22:29,654
willfully causing
pain to millions
1562
01:22:29,779 --> 01:22:31,113
in this process?
1563
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:33,658
[court gallery murmuring]
1564
01:22:38,162 --> 01:22:41,374
You think progress
isn't worth a little pain?
1565
01:22:41,499 --> 01:22:43,459
A little discomfort?
1566
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:47,254
It is, son.
It always has been.
1567
01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,924
Besides, nothing
we've done today
1568
01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:51,884
or any other day is illegal.
1569
01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,720
Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?
1570
01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:57,390
[clears throat] Absolutely.
Absolutely. [clears throat]
1571
01:22:57,515 --> 01:22:58,849
The law is completely
on our side here,
1572
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,893
and so is the popular opinion
of the silent majority.
1573
01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:02,728
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Thank you, Mr. Crane.
1574
01:23:02,853 --> 01:23:04,647
- Mr. Leghorn--
- And another thing.
1575
01:23:04,772 --> 01:23:06,315
Take a seat, son.
1576
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:08,526
I'm asking the questions here.
1577
01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:11,070
Take a seat, son.
1578
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:16,033
There's nothing cuter
than this prosecutor.
1579
01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:18,661
[laughter]
1580
01:23:18,786 --> 01:23:22,623
I am reminded
of my days as a little rooster
1581
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:27,211
on the poultry farm, where
I learned a valuable lesson.
1582
01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:31,507
Cartoons are resilient.
1583
01:23:31,632 --> 01:23:34,969
Ooh! Hit us with a mallet.
Throw us off a cliff.
1584
01:23:35,094 --> 01:23:37,680
We can take it. [laughs]
1585
01:23:37,805 --> 01:23:39,265
Speaking as a cartoon,
1586
01:23:39,390 --> 01:23:42,518
I think it can even be
a little bit funny.
1587
01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:43,686
Am I right?
1588
01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:46,230
- [thud]
- [laughter]
1589
01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:54,864
So what's a little pain
for the greater good?
1590
01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:59,118
Pain is a part of life,
and it's valuable.
1591
01:23:59,243 --> 01:24:00,619
You like
that comfortable rubber
1592
01:24:00,745 --> 01:24:02,872
in those shoes there,
don't you, son?
1593
01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,832
Well, that's duty-free.
1594
01:24:04,957 --> 01:24:08,627
We developed it by bouncing it
one million times
1595
01:24:08,753 --> 01:24:11,630
off the face of a cartoon.
1596
01:24:11,756 --> 01:24:15,760
Those tornado pills
became jet propellers.
1597
01:24:15,885 --> 01:24:18,804
That high-speed tonic
got us to the moon.
1598
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:20,681
So yes, yes,
1599
01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:24,560
our cartoon products
sometimes do explode.
1600
01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,354
Sometimes they do backfire.
1601
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:29,815
- [laughter]
- Sometimes they push
1602
01:24:29,940 --> 01:24:34,320
the boundaries of gravity
and science.
1603
01:24:34,445 --> 01:24:37,573
But do you all want to live
in a world without new?
1604
01:24:37,698 --> 01:24:39,450
Without progress?
1605
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:42,703
Now, what is it you always
say, Mr. Crane?
1606
01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:44,205
Ah! You can't make
an omelet without...
1607
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:46,707
breaking a few eggs.
1608
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:49,919
Well, that's right!
1609
01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:51,295
[laughter]
1610
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,005
And in this case,
if that egg
1611
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:55,758
is some low-life,
cave-dwelling
1612
01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:58,010
desert dog with
no connections, no family,
1613
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,638
no friends, I'm sorry,
but so be it.
1614
01:25:00,763 --> 01:25:02,890
- No harm, no foul.
- [laughter]
1615
01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:05,684
That is not an accurate
depiction of my client.
1616
01:25:05,810 --> 01:25:07,394
Well, I was
under the impression
1617
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,814
that no one would speak
on his behalf
1618
01:25:09,939 --> 01:25:11,524
apart from his lawyer.
1619
01:25:11,649 --> 01:25:14,527
Is there anyone
in the whole wide world
1620
01:25:14,652 --> 01:25:18,405
who cares what happens
to the coyote at all?
1621
01:25:23,536 --> 01:25:25,287
[ground rumbling]
1622
01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:27,540
[dramatic music]
1623
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:31,377
- [air whooshing]
- [feet screeching]
1624
01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,504
Beep beep.
1625
01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:38,300
♪
1626
01:25:51,105 --> 01:25:53,023
Uh...
1627
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:56,235
Mr. Runner,
we will be asking you
1628
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,487
a series
of yes-or-no questions.
1629
01:25:58,612 --> 01:26:01,657
Two beeps for yes,
one beep for no.
1630
01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:03,242
Do you understand?
1631
01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:04,493
Beep beep!
1632
01:26:04,618 --> 01:26:09,206
[dramatic music]
1633
01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,709
- Are you a bird?
- Beep beep!
1634
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,294
KEVIN: Are you easy to catch?
1635
01:26:13,419 --> 01:26:14,753
Beep!
1636
01:26:14,879 --> 01:26:16,255
KEVIN: Okay, good.
1637
01:26:18,591 --> 01:26:21,552
Are you familiar
with a Mr. Wile E. Coyote?
1638
01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:22,761
Beep beep!
1639
01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:24,263
[electricity humming]
1640
01:26:24,388 --> 01:26:28,142
Have you witnessed Mr. Coyote
using any Acme products
1641
01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:29,685
while in your presence
1642
01:26:29,810 --> 01:26:31,979
- in the desert?
- Beep beep!
1643
01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:34,982
[whirring]
1644
01:26:37,276 --> 01:26:39,695
Have those products
always failed?
1645
01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,030
Beep beep!
1646
01:26:41,155 --> 01:26:42,406
[whispering quietly]
1647
01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:44,658
[electricity humming]
1648
01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:47,411
Mr. Runner,
have you been a witness
1649
01:26:47,536 --> 01:26:49,830
to Mr. Coyote's
pain and suffering?
1650
01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:52,458
[high-pitched
electricity whine]
1651
01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:53,626
ROAD RUNNER: Beep beep!
1652
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,880
[gentle music]
1653
01:26:58,005 --> 01:27:00,174
Yeah, me too.
1654
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:07,389
Would you call him a friend?
1655
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,269
Beep beep!
1656
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,439
KEVIN: Well, thank you,
Mr. Runner.
1657
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,274
Thank you
for coming here today.
1658
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:20,319
Did you have something
additional you'd like to say?
1659
01:27:20,444 --> 01:27:22,112
Beep beep!
1660
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,365
All right, the floor is yours
to add to the record.
1661
01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,951
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1662
01:27:27,076 --> 01:27:28,494
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1663
01:27:28,619 --> 01:27:30,120
Beep-beep-beep-
beep-beep-beep-beep.
1664
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,081
A-R-E-Y...
1665
01:27:32,206 --> 01:27:34,959
ROAD RUNNER: Beep-beep-beep...
Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
1666
01:27:35,084 --> 01:27:36,919
"Are you coming back?"
1667
01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:38,712
[audience murmuring]
1668
01:27:38,837 --> 01:27:45,052
♪
1669
01:27:50,641 --> 01:27:51,934
Beep beep!
1670
01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,560
[loud whooshing]
1671
01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:02,111
[gavel thuds]
1672
01:28:02,236 --> 01:28:04,780
Mr. Avery,
I must admit,
1673
01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:07,157
I am very, very moved.
1674
01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:12,454
However, you have offered
no proof
1675
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:14,456
of Acme's
culpability other than
1676
01:28:14,581 --> 01:28:17,793
the pain and suffering
of this one singular coyote.
1677
01:28:17,918 --> 01:28:20,212
Therefore, as much
as it pains me,
1678
01:28:20,337 --> 01:28:22,923
you leave me no other choice.
1679
01:28:23,048 --> 01:28:24,091
All in agreement
1680
01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:25,634
to dismiss this investigation,
1681
01:28:25,759 --> 01:28:27,678
- say "Aye."
- ALL: Aye.
1682
01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,847
- [cheering]
- [audience murmuring]
1683
01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:31,140
Yes!
1684
01:28:31,265 --> 01:28:34,059
[dramatic music]
1685
01:28:36,270 --> 01:28:38,897
Try, fail.
1686
01:28:39,023 --> 01:28:41,108
[guffaws]
1687
01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:43,110
FOGHORN LEGHORN:
Well, no hard feelings, boys.
1688
01:28:43,235 --> 01:28:45,237
It's a tough world out there.
1689
01:28:45,362 --> 01:28:46,864
Better luck next time.
1690
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:48,991
I think those are
the birds you're looking for.
1691
01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:53,037
[laughing]
1692
01:28:53,162 --> 01:28:54,204
Go for it.
1693
01:28:56,749 --> 01:28:58,834
[squeaking]
1694
01:28:58,959 --> 01:29:02,629
[whimsical music]
1695
01:29:02,755 --> 01:29:04,757
[squeaking]
1696
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:09,011
[electricity crackling]
1697
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:10,846
[whirring]
1698
01:29:12,723 --> 01:29:15,309
[high-pitched alarm blaring]
1699
01:29:15,434 --> 01:29:17,811
[attendees shouting]
1700
01:29:17,936 --> 01:29:20,397
[glass shattering]
1701
01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:22,399
[people screaming]
1702
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:27,404
♪
1703
01:29:27,529 --> 01:29:29,406
[buzzing]
1704
01:29:33,535 --> 01:29:35,037
[cracking]
1705
01:29:35,162 --> 01:29:36,663
No!
1706
01:29:36,789 --> 01:29:37,956
[explosion]
1707
01:29:38,082 --> 01:29:40,334
- [beeping]
- [whirring]
1708
01:29:42,336 --> 01:29:44,254
FOGHORN LEGHORN: I say--
I say, this is preposterous!
1709
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:46,799
I say, preposterous!
1710
01:29:46,924 --> 01:29:48,801
What in tarnation?
1711
01:29:48,926 --> 01:29:50,969
Get me out of here!
I want justice!
1712
01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:52,554
If anyone is live-streaming,
1713
01:29:52,679 --> 01:29:54,556
I will be live-suing,
do you understand?
1714
01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:56,058
BUDDY: I have
a medical condition.
1715
01:29:56,183 --> 01:29:57,643
I'm medically more important
than all of you!
1716
01:29:57,768 --> 01:29:59,561
Okay, seriously, guys,
no pictures!
1717
01:29:59,686 --> 01:30:01,438
BUDDY: Get back here, Avery!
1718
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:04,024
You can't walk away
from me in a suit like that!
1719
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,735
Do you know
how much I'm worth?
1720
01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,738
Don't you laugh, Senator,
I don't pay you to laugh!
1721
01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:12,699
[heroic music]
1722
01:30:13,992 --> 01:30:16,245
♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1723
01:30:22,501 --> 01:30:24,837
Well, we tried.
1724
01:30:26,421 --> 01:30:28,048
We tried.
1725
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,426
And thank you, uh, both,
for pushing me.
1726
01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:35,055
[distant shouting]
1727
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,850
Wait, what's going on?
1728
01:30:37,975 --> 01:30:41,603
[joyful music]
1729
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:46,650
- Hey, look!
- It's the lawyers!
1730
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,277
CARTOON 1: They're here.
I can't believe this.
1731
01:30:48,402 --> 01:30:49,820
CARTOON 2: Can I shake
your hand, mister?
1732
01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:53,365
[cartoons cheering]
1733
01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:55,784
Thank you
for what you've done.
1734
01:30:55,909 --> 01:30:57,953
Hi, nice to meet you, Paige.
1735
01:30:58,078 --> 01:30:59,705
CARTOON 3: Paige, Paige!
1736
01:30:59,830 --> 01:31:03,125
- Mr. Avery, Mr. Avery!
- Yeehaw!
1737
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,710
[cartoons all talking at once]
1738
01:31:04,835 --> 01:31:05,961
CARTOON 4: I need your help!
1739
01:31:07,754 --> 01:31:11,383
- What is this?
- They all want to sue Acme.
1740
01:31:11,508 --> 01:31:14,261
Even after how poorly you did.
1741
01:31:14,386 --> 01:31:16,138
They trust you.
1742
01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:18,182
Avery, Jones, and Maltese!
1743
01:31:18,307 --> 01:31:22,686
- Hey! Can you believe it?
- I can't!
1744
01:31:22,811 --> 01:31:24,021
Oh, uh,
something's in your office,
1745
01:31:24,146 --> 01:31:25,814
apparently
it's very important.
1746
01:31:25,939 --> 01:31:27,316
Okay, you got this.
1747
01:31:28,442 --> 01:31:31,361
[suspenseful music]
1748
01:31:33,655 --> 01:31:35,824
Hey, counselor,
you put up a good fight
1749
01:31:35,949 --> 01:31:38,619
at Congress,
but nothing says guilty
1750
01:31:38,744 --> 01:31:40,787
better than some cold,
hard evidence.
1751
01:31:40,913 --> 01:31:42,664
Here's a gift
from yours truly,
1752
01:31:42,789 --> 01:31:45,959
from inside the doors
at Acme.
1753
01:31:46,084 --> 01:31:47,586
What's this?
1754
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:50,464
It's about five years'
worth of cases.
1755
01:31:50,589 --> 01:31:53,425
Looks like we got
our work cut out for us.
1756
01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,801
{\an8}Shocking new developments
1757
01:31:54,927 --> 01:31:57,054
{\an8}in the unfolding
Acme case today.
1758
01:31:57,179 --> 01:31:59,514
{\an8}Newly leaked
footage from Project Sisyphus
1759
01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:03,018
{\an8}triggered a pre-dawn raid
on company headquarters
1760
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,520
{\an8}that quickly led
to the arrest of Buddy Crane,
1761
01:32:05,646 --> 01:32:09,983
{\an8}Acme's chief legal counsel,
and CEO Foghorn Leghorn
1762
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:12,819
{\an8}for their participation
in the alleged misconduct.
1763
01:32:12,945 --> 01:32:15,197
{\an8}I'm a cage-free rooster!
1764
01:32:15,322 --> 01:32:17,324
{\an8}Also at the scene,
investigators rescued
1765
01:32:17,449 --> 01:32:19,993
{\an8}Dr. Peter Lorre,
an Acme scientist
1766
01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:22,287
{\an8}who went missing
over 30 years ago.
1767
01:32:22,412 --> 01:32:25,415
{\an8}His upcoming testimony
regarding Project Sisyphus
1768
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,210
{\an8}promises to bring
the truth to light.
1769
01:32:28,335 --> 01:32:31,088
[calm piano melody playing]
1770
01:32:36,802 --> 01:32:37,844
[Granny gasps]
1771
01:32:38,971 --> 01:32:41,139
Oh, dearie!
1772
01:32:44,268 --> 01:32:45,769
- [Sylvester meows]
- [glass breaks]
1773
01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:50,274
[music fades]
1774
01:32:50,399 --> 01:32:52,401
- [wind whooshing]
- [crickets chirping]
1775
01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,450
Well, don't be a stranger.
1776
01:33:06,373 --> 01:33:08,709
[heartfelt music]
1777
01:33:28,312 --> 01:33:34,818
♪
1778
01:33:36,695 --> 01:33:38,697
[air whooshing]
1779
01:33:56,506 --> 01:33:57,716
Beep beep!
1780
01:33:59,593 --> 01:34:01,178
[air whooshing]
1781
01:34:01,303 --> 01:34:07,017
♪
1782
01:34:11,355 --> 01:34:12,606
[sighs]
1783
01:34:14,983 --> 01:34:17,694
Well, sky's the limit.
1784
01:34:18,737 --> 01:34:19,821
Sky's the limit.
1785
01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:24,534
["I Fought The Law"
by The Clash playing]
1786
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:33,335
♪ Breakin' rocks
in the hot sun ♪
1787
01:34:33,460 --> 01:34:36,421
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1788
01:34:36,546 --> 01:34:39,633
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1789
01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:42,928
♪ I needed money
'cause I had none ♪
1790
01:34:43,053 --> 01:34:46,014
♪ I fought the law,
and'a the law won ♪
1791
01:34:46,139 --> 01:34:49,101
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1792
01:34:49,226 --> 01:34:52,479
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1793
01:34:52,604 --> 01:34:55,565
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1794
01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:59,027
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1795
01:34:59,152 --> 01:35:01,905
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1796
01:35:02,030 --> 01:35:04,157
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1797
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:36,773
♪ Robbin' people
with a six-gun ♪
1798
01:35:36,898 --> 01:35:40,026
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1799
01:35:40,152 --> 01:35:43,155
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1800
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:46,366
♪ I lost my girl
and I lost my fun ♪
1801
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:49,578
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1802
01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:52,622
♪ I fought
the law and'a the law won ♪
1803
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:55,792
♪ I left my baby
and it feels so bad ♪
1804
01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:59,004
♪ I guess my race is run ♪
1805
01:35:59,129 --> 01:36:02,340
♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪
1806
01:36:02,466 --> 01:36:05,510
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1807
01:36:05,635 --> 01:36:07,554
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1808
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:24,488
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1809
01:36:24,613 --> 01:36:27,616
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1810
01:36:27,741 --> 01:36:30,869
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1811
01:36:30,994 --> 01:36:33,914
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1812
01:36:40,378 --> 01:36:43,215
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1813
01:36:43,340 --> 01:36:46,510
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1814
01:36:46,635 --> 01:36:49,596
♪ I fought the law
and'a the law won ♪
1815
01:36:49,721 --> 01:36:51,515
♪ I fought the law and'a ♪
1816
01:36:51,640 --> 01:36:53,225
COYOTE v. ACME
1817
01:36:53,350 --> 01:36:55,227
[song ends]
1818
01:36:55,352 --> 01:36:57,354
{\an8}[dramatic music]
1819
01:36:57,479 --> 01:37:02,484
{\an8}♪
1820
01:38:00,417 --> 01:38:05,422
{\an8}♪
1821
01:39:03,355 --> 01:39:08,360
{\an8}♪
1822
01:39:16,826 --> 01:39:17,994
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1823
01:39:19,245 --> 01:39:20,372
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1824
01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:22,207
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1825
01:39:23,083 --> 01:39:24,125
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1826
01:39:25,251 --> 01:39:26,961
{\an8}♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1827
01:39:27,087 --> 01:39:29,047
{\an8}♪ Beep beep
beep beep ♪
1828
01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:05,125
{\an8}♪
1829
01:41:12,150 --> 01:41:17,155
{\an8}♪
1830
01:42:11,459 --> 01:42:14,546
{\an8}♪
1831
01:42:14,671 --> 01:42:15,713
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1832
01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:17,674
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1833
01:42:19,008 --> 01:42:20,051
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1834
01:42:21,511 --> 01:42:22,637
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1835
01:42:23,847 --> 01:42:25,223
{\an8}♪ Beep beep ♪
1836
01:42:26,307 --> 01:42:28,810
{\an8}♪ Beep beep beep beep ♪
1837
01:42:33,106 --> 01:42:35,859
{\an8}COYOTE v. ACME